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Ok, i don’t mind so much that the 80’s look has come back in style. In fact i was very excited to get legwarmers again. However, when i see Emo lookin’ guys wearing skinny jeans everywhere i go i get a little sick. First off, no one wants to take a gander at your moose knuckle. It’s nasty. There is absolutely no excuse for me to have to see your sausage and two bits crammed so fucking tightly in a pair of pants that i can see the veins.

don’t get me wrong. You don’t need to be wearing skinny jeans to get this effect, if your ass is too fucking big and it makes your pants too tight in the front DON”T WEAR THEM! it’s gross.

This advice is not only for men either, when there is a REALLY large woman this applies to you as well. There is a huge difference between a camel toe and a moose knuckle:

Camel toe

Moose Knuckle (Female)

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