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You know what’s gross? Getting into a bathroom stall and right before you sit down, spotting a pube on the seat. I mean, why on earth wouldn’t the person wipe down the seat after they were done? What the fuck? That means i have to either wipe the seat off myself, or wait for another bathroom to open up. Public bathrooms are pretty fucking gross to begin with, and all other unpleasantness aside, i find the discovery of the little wirey hair on the seat worse than the non-flush people.

Now i understand that public bathrooms are usually gross to begin with, but this also happens when you are at other people’s houses. Nothing says “welcome” like going into your grandparents bathroom and finding the white as snow pube on the seat and then returning to the kitchen for tea trying not to think of whether or not it was your grandma’s or grandpas.

Loose pubes appear in places other than toilet seats, Have you ever picked up the soap in the shower only to find one of these little buggers embedded into the soap? Ewww, not to mention if you are staying at a relative’s house and again being faced (literally)with a face full of someone’s brillo pad. It’s not archeology, i shouldn’t have to excavate a pube out of soap like it’s some fucking fossil!

mmmmmmm pubes

maybe that’s why i stick to liquid soap.

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